So my Hoss, a truly sweet child is in a (what he thinks is life ending) dilemma. He is and has been very fond of a girl at school named Merci this infatuation has been brewing for the last three years...since kindergarden (serious stuff here folks).
He has also come to the conclusion that he likes Lexi (apparently when she tucks her hair behind her ears ....her hair shines).
Although his PaPa has encouraged him to move to Utah, and I think he is too young to venture cross country alone we decided to ask a higher power what he should do to solve his love triangle...so we went to the love calculator online and here are the results....
Hoss and Merci = 46%
Hoss and Lexi=56%
We also put his ummm ex-best friend Levi's name with each girl... one was 76% and the other was 69% I think...anyway much higher then his scores so now we have until Monday to figure out who to play with on the playground (my lil romeo) I just hope for Lexi's sake she wears her hair down...and for Merci's sake I hope Lexi wears her hair up.....
Now how he found out about the love calculator I hope to never know but here are some other names I put in....
Me+Scotty=45%
Lisa(nana)+Michael(papa)=34%
Linda(nannybingo)+Max(papa)=10%
Last but not least....
Spongebob + Patrick=76%
HAHAHAHAHAHA
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OMG! That is sooo funny. You need to write a parenting book. Brookie has two crushes right now too. I guess now I know what to do.
Parenting book? Would that be a How to guide?....or a What not to do! guide?
I have yet to win the mother of the year award....which I start out every new year with the intentions of being the best mother ever....but my January 2 I hear the lil THREE STRIKES YOUR OUTTA THERE...oh well just another month to go before I can start over....LMAO
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