Well it's that time of year when you count all your blessings, eat entirely too much, and hopefully laugh too much and almost always spend to much....which all of the above are easy to do when you come from a large family, and when you are trying to adhere to a calorie count.....
Our Thanksgiving actually began at the Nursing Home on Saturday for our residents and their families, where we somehow managed to fit 200 people in the dining room that we usually crowd 60 residents in for their meals, so needless to say it was crowded, noisey and hot. But the food....oh my all the wonderful food it was awesome, I consumed so many calories that I lost count after about oh I dont know...48,000 LOL
On Thanksgiving we go to Scotty's family dinner where there are tons of food again...which stinks because his entire family on average weigh 105...so the same amount as my left boob....so seconds on Thursday? Nah I will try and pass them up .....not really I will probably go for thirds....well they wont eat it..no sense in it going to waste....lol
Then to close out the Thanksgiving week we have my family dinner, where again I will fail my diet miserably. But I will be thankful...thankful for stretch denim, thankful for elastic, thankful for my family, thankful for everything, and thankful that it will be closer to Christmas so maybe just maybe Scotty will stop giving me a hard time over having the Christmas tree up for the passed two weeks now....
1 comment:
Your left boob!!! Ha ha ha. That was hilarious!
Hugs,
Christy
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