Saturday, March 15, 2008

Horton Hears A Who, and It looks as though someone spew'd

Weekend of Spring Break what to do? What to do?
How bout we go watch Horton Hears A Who?
Bathe, dress and jump in the car!
Make Daddy-o hurry, to two excited boys, 30 miles is far!
Tickets, tickets four of them to buy.
Braxty-boy yelling let's get popcorn and soda, and Daddy-o pays the guy.
Salt the popcorn, grab napkins to boot.
Find a seat down front....this will be a hoot.
Daddy-o spent most of the show enjoying a nap.
Braxty-boy spent it in Mommom's lap.
After the show, IHOP sounded like the place to go eat.
The yelled they wanted pancakes, like they needed anymore sweets.
They ordered the Jo-Jo Breakfast, of Green Eggs and Ham.
It looked like shit to me, telling the truth I am.
Cream spinach and scrambled eggs, not a pretty sight.
It made me lose my appetite.
Who thought they could get children to eat that crap, what a mistake.
We left the IHOP with four unfinished plates.
So here is the events of our day.
Maybe the next time you visit my blog I will have something better to say!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

VERY cute!

Kendall is Jo-Jo in the musical at school. I guess that means we'll be going to the movie, too. I wish I could think of some rhymes that are great, but as you can see, it's much, much too late.

Good night.

Jax said...

The movie was cute, but I do NOT recommend the IHOP Jo-Jo's Breakfast! =-)

Redneck Diva said...

"Very, very awesome," said the diva to the Jax.
"If you were any more talented, you'd have to play the sax!"

Hey, I tried.

Every adult I've talked to that has seen this movie has slept through it. This is why I didn't go - I figured my mom and step-dad needed naps!

Jax said...

LOL It was okay, but I think I ate an entire bag of popcorn during the movie, so ...I wasn't paying a whole-helluva-lot of attention to it!