One Mean Mother.......

It was Monday...all day long...yay! Work was hectic, our home recently sold to a corporation, well not real recently, actually a year ago, but the home is just now having to change over to "their" forms, even tho we are in a ever changing industry, we tend to HATE change (yes strange) and actually the forms say the same thing "ours" do, so to us it seems like they appreciate nothing we do. We know deep down that's not the case, but still we are reluctant.
After a Monday full of, doing payroll their way, expense reports, deposit logs, expected budget, etc....it was a LONG day. Plus the administrative assistant is on vacation, it was Monday, it was a LONG day!
So I leave work, pick up Braxton at daycare, made him name the shapes on his classroom door, because when he says "square" it makes me giggle, and I needed to giggle, badly. Anyway on the way home I was jamming out to Godsmack, because it puts me in a better mood, and I really try not to take out on the family all the stress I find at work. So we are driving along, and we pass some construction, they are building some new bridges and moving the highway over, so Braxton says "You see that hole?" I turn down the radio and say "Yea, baby I see that hole" he says "Wanna fall off in there?" so I say "NOOO, I don't wanna fall in that hole! Do you wanna fall off in that hole?" He replies "No way, its got mud in there, I will get stuck, and mud on my shoes, you will pank (suppose to be spank...Braxty boy talk) me and put me in the baff tub!" I say "Oh REALLY?" (now please note he is probably right lol) So then he starts to cry, when I asked him why he was crying, he replies "Cause your gonna get soap in my eyes!"

SO there you have it, I push people off in mud holes, beat them, then put soap in their eyes....I am ONE MEAN MOTHER!