Some April Foolery for you.....

*Front door swings open*
Hoss slings the mail and his backpack...."I can't talk I gotta go pee REAL bad!"
I pick up the mail and his backpack and yell towards the bathroom "So how was your day?"
Hoss.."It was a GREAT day Mom!"
Me.."Wow! What happened?"
Hoss.."You always tell me to have a great day and it was great."
So we sit on the couch and he begins to do his homework, I start shuffling through the mail, dreading the bills, so I begin to look at the new Mary Kay booklet that came in the mail.
Hoss.."Oh Mom look there is a spider!"
Me.."It's okay son, don't worry about it."
I was all into the new samples that were in the Mary Kay booklet.
Hoss.."MOM! It's April Fool's so when I try to trick you, you are suppose to look!"
Me.."Well son, maybe you should figure out what I am scared of, then try to scare me, you know I am not scared of spiders."
Hoss.."Oh! Well when does Scotty get home from work? He is a SPIDER SISSY! I will get him soooooo good!"
Me.."Not till midnight son. Sorry,"
Hoss.."Dangit! ....Hey Braxty-boy look there is a spider!"
Braxty-boy looks, Hoss yells "April Fools!"
Then in turn Braxty-boy does the exact same to Hoss
Braxty-boy.."Hey Bub-bub! It's a PIDER!"
Hoss.."Oh man I am scared!"
Braxty-boy points at Hoss and yells "Your a pill fool Bub-bub!"
Hoss and I start laughing hysterically, and Braxty-boy gloats because he got Bub-bub sooooo good!
Happy April Fools!